badgenome said:
A little known fact in capitalist dog countries is that Eternal General Secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea Kim Jong-il once vanquished USA President Obama in hand-to-hand combats using 586 of the 1,113 styles of kung fu in which he had reached master proficiency. Then he made sex in Michelle Obama. |
You can't go and make stuff up like that! That's like i would say "he kidnapped a Japanese director to make him a monster movie"
...oh, wait
“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”
- George Orwell, ‘1984’
