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Euphoria14 on 07 March 2013

Stuff your ass crack with your underwear.

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d21lewis on 07 March 2013

I once wiped my ass in a public restroom and got shit on my sleeve. Another instance of my asshole betraying me.

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FrancisNobleman on 07 March 2013

Use a tablet.

I've heard they are replacing paper all around the world. Never tried to wipe my asscrack with one though.

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NiKKoM on 07 March 2013

Well... I wiped with my Calvin Klein underwear.. threw them in the garbage bin and now to survive 2 more hours at work... got to remember not to wear baggy low rise jeans.. -__-"

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Nintendogamer on 07 March 2013

Why didn't you check before you took a dump?

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NiKKoM on 07 March 2013

our dispensers are black...

so no I don't check them before poooooping

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Jay520 on 07 March 2013

Nintendogamer said:
Why didn't you check before you took a dump?

ain't nobody got time for that!

OT: Tissue is complete unnecessary for any healthy, functional rectum. The use of tissue is just another useless luxory invented in the past to symbolize a person's wealth. The truth is, if you just stand up, you inner walls of your rectum will naturally absorb any feces residue remaining. Seriously, as soon as you stand up, your cheeks will re-unite and when you wipe, there would be nothing on the tissue. That's one of the miracles of the human body that no one knows about.

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Raze on 07 March 2013

Jay520 said:

Nintendogamer said:
Why didn't you check before you took a dump?

ain't nobody got time for that!

OT: Tissue is complete unnecessary for any healthy, functional rectum. The use of tissue is just another useless luxory invented in the past to symbolize a person's wealth. The truth is, if you just stand up, you inner walls of your rectum will naturally absorb any feces residue remaining. Seriously, as soon as you stand up, your cheeks will re-unite and when you wipe, there would be nothing on the tissue. That's one of the miracles of the human body that no one knows about.

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