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Nintendo should drop the Wii U and make a Wii U2. They should contract with the band of the same name to do their promotions. Make the console play CDs, especially U2 CDs. Also make it backwards compatible with SNES cartridges and include plugs for N64 controllers. They should load the console with a 9 core CPU and 9GB of GDDR6 RAM just to spite the PS4 specs, running at 120 FPS in 3D on 4k resolution. The new tablet controller should be, in all but name, a fully functioning iPad. Finally, release a Mario game.



All these developers should just stop with there crud.
Destiny looks like crap.



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Did anyone actually believe this article was the real thing? Maaan, I don't even know what to say.



hatmoza said:
cbarroso09 said:

Developers Are Running Out of Fake Excuses For Not Porting Games to the Wii U by JACK on MARCH 1, 2013 · 2 COMMENTS · in NEWS

Developers like Kojima Productions, Crystal Dynamics and Konami have all given excuses for not porting games to the Wii U. Other developers say they are using up all the good fake excuses to avoid saying porting to the Wii U is a bad business move.

A spokesperson from Bungie spoke to press today about why Destiny is not receiving a Wii U port. He says, “I don’t want to say it would be a bad business move since the Wii U isn’t selling well and we at Bungie believe it’s not a bad business move.I’m just going to say it’s currently not in our best interest.”

When asked for more details as to why Bungie made this decision, he replied, “The screen controller is just not good for Destiny.” When told that the Wii U GamePad has all the same buttons as the Xbox or PlayStation controllers, he responded, “Well, we just don’t have the resources.” Pressed further for more details, the spokesperson hesitated and then declined to speak anymore about the subject.

Capcom producer Yoshinori Ono explained why Capcom has been so reluctant as to give detailed reasons for not porting games to the Wii U. Ono says, “The 3DS is such a great system which is why we want to keep those doors open. Nintendo and Capcom are best friends and sometimes friends lie to each other because that’s what friends do.”

“I mean, this is the same thing with the Vita,” he continues, “We love the PS4. We just never talk about the Vita to avoid the same situation. Unlike the Wii U, no one cares about Vita ports so it’s much easier to avoid the problem.” When asked about what the Vita’s problem is, Ono replied, “There is no problem with the Vita, it’s just currently not in our best interest.”

EA CEO John Riccitiello also talked about Wii U ports saying, “The only reason we don’t even talk about the Wii U is because I hate dealing with Nintendo fans. I would rather give out fake excuses than have to put up with them.” 

http://www.p4rgaming.com/?p=1406

Without doing research, I really have a hard time believing the bolded were actual quotes. Then again, you never know.

If they were credited to Gabe Newell about PS3 in 2008 you'd say he seems to have mellowed a bit about PS3.



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Wait, I thought this was real, and I'm an educated woman,

... er,

man! I'm an educated man!



To be fair, expecting low sales with accompanying losses for the company is actually a pretty good reason not to make ports.



Us having to guess wether such articles are made-up or not, surely shows the dreadful state this industry is, atm.



Well, great news-site. Other breaking news:
http://www.p4rgaming.com/?p=1414 (Sega CEO: We Can’t Make a Skies of Arcadia Sequel Because We’d Probably Let You Down)
http://www.p4rgaming.com/?p=1422 (PS4 Graphics Impressive to People Who Have Never Played Modern PC Games)
http://www.p4rgaming.com/?p=1359 (Pedophiles Prefer Nintendo Consoles over Sony and Microsoft)



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