Richard Dawkins might be a good fit. The rational mind of an Atheist makes for a better God than anything Religion came up with imo, reading the stuff Gods do reminds me of a child playing with ants and a magnifying glass.   

Also, how many turtle shells does it take to hold up the earth? Where do the turtle shells come from and how big are they? What happened to the turtles? Are they all dead? Do they get to go to a turtle heaven or hell or do they just cease to exist as an entity once they die and their shells are used
 to support the earth?

Forgot that one too. I know religion is a sensitive and polirizing topic, but no one does their own belief any credit/favour by blindly attacking people who believe differently from what they do. Nor does anyone have the right to force their beliefs down anyone's throats (Oosnap threads come to mind).

Forgot that one too. I know religion is a sensitive and polirizing topic, but no one does their own belief any credit/favour by blindly attacking people who believe differently from what they do. Nor does anyone have the right to force their beliefs down anyone's throats (Oosnap threads come to mind).

I think he might be a simple troll, he makes a flame topic, often religious and then simply runs off not wanting to actually discuss much himself.

You're right though, religion is a sensitive topic.

So long and thanks for all the fish

Really?  You act as if I just judged every atheist with that post. I said most of the ones I know.  Like I've stated, most of the kids I know seem to have no knowledge in religion at all.  And it's pretty obvious they just adopt this just because they see others doing it. I would ask them "How come you don't believe in a God?" (Specifically not alluding to the Christian god.) They would never give me any decent answers at all.  They wouldn't even use philosophical or scientific matters.  It was clearly a choice with no real substantial reasoning, as I don't think any of them actually knew anything on the matter.  They probaby weren't very religious to begin with.  So of course you can easily give up something that you never really had any deep connection with to begin with.

I don't regret anything and I don't owe you shit.

I would like to see people post what is an appropriate set of things to say, do, and believe now, in order that, when there would be a judgement day, such being revealed would of been the appropriate situation to be demonstrated.  What you have regarding Jesus and the final judgement is this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sheep_and_the_Goats

What if it is found to be the measure is what people did with those in need?  What if the religious go up, fans of Jesus, and thinking he is awesome, who didn't get what Jesus told him, but adored him and they are cast in darkness, while the genuinely seeking atheist, who struggled with belief, was humbled and did seek to live by the teachings of Jesus, is let in?  Pretty much the former blinded themselves on purpose and the later just couldn't break through?

In short what does the believe say to God who just didn't get the message but was sold a bill of goods by certain proselytizing American religion types who blinded them to the actual message?

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+23%3A1-15&version=NIV

 “Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You travel over land and sea to win a single convert, and when you have succeeded, you make them twice as much a child of hell as you are.

Who are you? Sam Winchester from season 6 of Supernatural?   What makes you so sure that Hell will be an ideal place to be?  I mean it's probably worse than having to eating your own genitals all day long. You're excited about it?