Think Hatmoza can get drunk enough?

That would just be a waste of alcohol.  I'm sure you are manly enough for Hatmoza.  Your body odor alone would lure him in.

Yeah but Hatmoza is a sucker for booze. I can probably get him to pay me for allowing him the honor of shaving my ass.

Are you wondering why the first person shaved? I don't know. Are you wondering why we shave now? Now we shave because it is socially acceptable and encouraged, we shave because we're told that to shave is more attractive, and because our culture tells us that if we'll ever have a significant other (which is, of course, of the utmost importance) we must work our hardest to be attractive. We shave because if our beards are patchy in spots we are shamed and told not to grow any facial hair at all. We shave because it is more comfortable to have all that hair gone (sometimes). And so on.

Yes in Australia Movembers a really big thing although prostate and testicular are highlighted it has really become more of a Mens health initiative.

Like plenty of others have stated it becomes uncomfortable I shave every two days.

Your shitty beer that is imported here let me know.

Being a fair skinned red head I pretty much cannot grow a beard.

Well, I can. Kind of. Not really.

I tried last year for Movember for grins and giggles and at the end of the month, I had something resembling a beard. Generally though, if I go a few days without shaving there's hair there but it's patchy and red/blond so some of it isn't really visible meaning it just looks like my face is dirty.

That's why I shave. :)

Ever since this it has definitely become more of a fashionable thing here and is more acceptable

Can't be as bad as this one guy I used to be friends with.  He basically had pubic hair grow on his face.  It was sporadic and curly.