I do not want to know what weird facial hair the people have talking about itchyness and stuff O_o

You will know when the time comes

But my beard is such a comfy chin-pillow O_o and when I am debearded my skin feels all numb...

No Comment.... 

But he has a point. I've left my beard grow a few times and I've never had any itches.

What I like about beards is that *pun ahead* it grows on you whithout noticing. For example, without noticing I got the habit of touching my goatee when thinking, and once I shaved it was weird reaching for my goatee and not finding it.

society.. a small beard looks good on most, but you cant go running around like a cave man.. not if you want a job, signifcant other, and general acceptance in public. long beards screams unhygienic behaviour and isnt very attractive today.

and stuff gets stuck into it all the time.  It's horrible.

I'd just laser remove my beard if i had the money.

i had to go through like 4 pages to find this qoute and laser remove it? doesnt that sound a bit extreme?

No, no it doesn't.  Not at all

Fuck shaving  ... I like the bearded and moustached look. The lady pretends I'm a teddy bear so it's fine with her.