reminds me of that old song   " fosters lager foster lager in bottles cans and glasses stick an ice cream up your ass"

I don't like the taste of Fosters and that is the main reason why I put shitty beer in there.  Also, I heard that most people in Australia refer to it as shit beer (kind of like Miller Lite, Bud Light, Coors Light, and other American piss beers)

Yep I only drink it if its free the funny thing is it more successful internationally than here , I used to subscribe to a US biker mag and when looking at the sent in photos of bikers having party's and barbecues 90% had them drinking fosters , here it was really only popular in Melbourne and even then carlton draught and VB outsold it and they are from the same company ,  as far as I've been told lager beer in Australia was behind both Draught and Bitter in sales until the mid to late seventies when it and other Australian lager's had a rise in popularity especially  as a beer you drank in cans and bottles as opposed to drinking it at the pub , also rising popularity of European lager style beer and 24 hr trading sure helped  , still what is a popular beer in Australia depends a lot on the state you live in .

I shave because every time I have any facial hair everyone tells me to shave it.

There are two types of real men.

(1) The kind that shave because they're in the military and they have to.

(2) The kind that have beards..

There are no others.

well you don't have to shave,my beard grows faster than doom threads pop up
its one of those man pleasures the older you get,have a proper beard since you don't really care anymore and nor does anyone else

because it itches

Roman soldiers cut their hair and beards short so that enemies couldn't use the hair as leverage to cut your head off in battle. It took off from there.

Because I like a well trimmed goatee and stubbly face. And I like to stroke my goatee when i think

to look respectable in society.