That explains the discussion of GBA games on the virtual console. But c'mon Nintendo! No Crazy Taxi? That's just lazy.

I'm so glad I read this. Now I can confidently say that the Wii U is significantly more powerful than the PS360. And if anyone asks for proof, I'll just show them this. Bulletproof.

It almost felt like a Rolstoppable thread. Congrats. Very entertaining read.

You forgot about the 'secret sauce' that can be fed to the Rams to make them 2x more powerful than normal rams. The only issue is that I've heard the 'secret sauce' might be slow coming out of the bottle neck if it's as narrow as some rumors suggest. Devs also have to be careful to not get any secret sauce on the shades, since this could make the games blurry.

quite powerful machine

So Wii U is powered by Dodge Rams and NextBox is backed by Dodge Durango.

Dodge has the 8th gen in the bag!

Brilliant.  I'll probably incorporate that in when I make that into an article, if you don't mind.

No problem, go ahead. Really funny post by the way, loved it!

Glad to hear it.  This is basically a test run before I actually post it on my site.

thanks. you made me feel like i was a tech master. makes me wonder more about the inner workings of PS3 Ouya.