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Forums - General - Great Minds Debate: Are Jaffa Cakes a Threat to World Piece?

Say if you visited earth from another planet, was a hermit for many years or American, and you didn't know what Jaffa Cakes were and you felt like some cake. You see the Jaffa Cakes in a shop so you buy them, because on the box it says cakes. Now, this is the intense part, you open the box to discover a biscuit (in american = cookie) like snack. This could push any average man over the edge. This is exactly what happened to Hitler. Before being a mad man butter, he enjoyed long walks and making daisy chains and one day he bought Jaffa Cakes.

Now I suggest we take Jaffa Cakes off the selves before we have WWIII. OMG keep the Jaffa Cakes away from Obama. The last thing we want is our own turning against us.

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!



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I really like jaffa cakes.



Andrespetmonkey said:
I really like jaffa cakes.

I don't have a problem with people who know how to use Jaffa Cakes properly. Some people just can't handle it.



what about jaffe cakes?



Andrespetmonkey said:

what about jaffe cakes?

Awww isn't Jaffe adorable.



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APM it's bad news for you. I've just been talking with the, unfortunately named P.E.N.I.S. (Protecting Every Nation Involving Snacks) guys and they decided to send a hitman around to kill you because the can't take the risk of you and your Jaffa Cake habbits.



Biscuits? Are you serious?

What kind of biscuit has soft bread in it? They're cakes.



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I like to first eat off the chocolate on top, then eat the orange jelly in the middle and in the end eat the soft bread !!!



Sorry, dipping Jaffe cakes in tea doesn't mean people know how to use them. Jaffe cakes are just plain horrible. Jam on a small, soft cake, with chocolate on top is honestly really horrible. I've had them.

The best use of Jaffe cakes are as landfill.

The problem with them is simple, the jam filling. It's disgusting. The cake itself is fine, softer than a cookie with a mild flavor. With the chocolate coating, it's a nice treat. The jam filling however -- I just had to swallow back sick -- is horrid.

I know Jaffe cakes are like a national institution, but I would rather eat haggis for a year straight than eat Jaffe cakes.



They are cakes, and that's been proven in UK court - if I remember the story correctly, in UK they have tax on chocolate biscuits, but not cakes - so that was a case, and Jaffa won.

@Player1x3 - that's the only right way to eat them, as all Jaffa cakes admirers know. ;)