Granted, but you can only see tomorrow, and you're dead.
See above

Granted, but it is not a pretty sight. You are married to a man named Hillary.
I wish someone would punch me in the face.

granted, but they wont and stare at your avatar all day

I wish I found my lost hamster

granted, but it happens while your being raped by a guy named hillary

I wish I knew what smelt in my room

Granted, but it ended up to be YOU!
I wish there was no global warming

granted now theres a new ice age

I wish there was no disasters

granted - but it's because the world is wiped out suddenly

i wish my uni wasn't run by w*nkers

granted but its run by autistic midgets (can I say that?)

I wish killzone 2 would come out tonight

Granted, but it gets poor sales for coming out so sudden.
I wish I found my lost Mario Kart disks for GC & DS.

Granted but your pet chewed them up.

I wish I found my Four Swords Adventures for GC and my NMSB.