Granted but you crash in t diddy kong on the way down and destroy his jetpack and murder him. as a penalty you have to be dixie kongs wife.

 I wish for a plate of chicken wings.

Granted, but they tast awful. I wish you made a wish

granted, but then i wish for you to do whatever i want and you would be my servent forever jk but it would be fun.

I wish for infinite wishes.

Granted, but they all become corrupted.
I wish for $1

granted but someone steals it and you are robbed and left with nothing.

I wish for a super mushroom.

Granted, but the police catch you with the illegal drug, and you go to prison.
I wish I could dance well.

Granted, but you are diagnosed with muscular dystrophy and lose the ability to walk mere weeks later.

I wish for only good things to happen to me. ^^

granted - but then bad things happen to everyone else and you are the only living person on earth after a week

I wish Black Sabbath would tour again in 2008 and play just as good as they did when I saw them in 2005... and I saw them on their 2008 tour

Grante, but they turn out to just be extraordinarily talented Black Sabbath impersonators who hold the concert hall you see them in for ransom with a bomb.

I wish I didn't miss the third episode of Terminator: TSCC

granted - but it is sooo bad that you lose your faith in terminator forever

I wish I watching southpark right now