Granted but instead of Kenny, everyone else dies so there's no more show.

I wish Terminator was cool again XD

granted, but you get raped by arnold schwazanegger in drag because it's what the target audience want to see the terminator do.

I wish art of angels had no more debt in real life and could pay his bills, with no consiquences to anyone else

Yes, but it has consequences for himself, in that he gets lazy with no more goals and commits suicide due to boredom.

I wish I could sleep...

Granted, but you are unable to wake, all the while having the most horrible nightmares imaginable.

I wish my first wish had not been corrupted. :(

Granted...but the wishmaster was too lazy to go back and check what your first wish was so you get....a Wii.

I wish George Lucas had left well enough alone.

Granted, but you will become an emo because the world is such a sh*tty place.

I wish I became a very hot girl (totally random wish, no use wishing for good things when they get corrupted anyway.)

granted, but everyone on vgchartz looks at your profile so much the system crashes

I wish for a reply to my wish

Granted, but I think you are stupid (Well I have to corrupt it somehow)

I wish Hillary stop raping random people. 

granted, now she will compile a list of people she knows and rape them





i wish for world domination

granted, but a guy named hillary rapes you because he wants the power, so you become his bitch.

I wish hillary would rape the person granting my wish