You should give him a titty twister and a pinch on the butt to prove to him that you aren't gay.

Kinda lame but it's the only one I remember. It happened a long time ago, but my friend SWEARS to this day that he saw me smoking a cigarette one time, he even told my parents about it. It was cool though, they didn't believe him, I was such a goody two shoes back then

Rumors are like free press. It's better for people to talk about you for any reason, than not talk about you at all.

A rumour spread that I was a Neo-Nazi, it's only half true.

So you're Neo from the matrix?

In your opinion.

I think it'd be horrible if someone spread a really bad rumor about you or they told people something private you didn't want them to know. What if someone spread a rumor that you had some sort of horrible contagious STD or something? Would that be better in your opinion?

Never had any rumours about me. I was on a truce with the bullies in high school for the whole duration.

Never picked on anyone, never got picked on.

I worship the devil.

It played along nicely though =D

Me and my family were drinking and having a good time. I only had two Mike's hard lemonades so I wasn't drunk (or even buzzed for that matter) and I was heading to the bathroom (alcohol goes right through me) and I didn't notice that my dog was in my path/way. & Since she was an old dog, she would plop on one spot and wouldn't budge. So I tripped over her, and I almost fell (I caught myself though). Nobody saw the dog when I tripped.

Everyone looked. they laughed/giggled and jokingly they said that I was already drunk. I tried explaining that my dog (Lucky) tripped me which they seemed convinced. But my brother still doesn't believe me; and to this day he still thinks that I was drunk. Good times.

Within reason lol. But personally, I'd rather be the subject of conversation than forgotten.