Me and my family were drinking and having a good time. I only had two Mike's hard lemonades so I wasn't drunk (or even buzzed for that matter) and I was heading to the bathroom (alcohol goes right through me) and I didn't notice that my dog was in my path/way. & Since she was an old dog, she would plop on one spot and wouldn't budge. So I tripped over her, and I almost fell (I caught myself though). Nobody saw the dog when I tripped.
Everyone looked. they laughed/giggled and jokingly they said that I was already drunk. I tried explaining that my dog (Lucky) tripped me which they seemed convinced. But my brother still doesn't believe me; and to this day he still thinks that I was drunk. Good times.
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