I decided to dedicate this thread to my stinky BBQ + beer burps.  That combination for me has knocked out a few of my friends and I believe I almost made a few of them throw up once or twice with that deadly combo.  However, rotten egg farts can be just as bad.  I will have to side with burps on this one myself but I wanted to know what you guys think.

Would you rather smell a nasty fart or a nasty burp?  Also please share any burp or fart related story if you have a good one.

Fartz FTW! (as in they are the worst to smell)

I was having lunch in a cafe earlier and some fat doll walked past and im pretty sure she farted on my panini

Ah man you got crop dusted by a fat girl while eating?  Sound pretty bad...

A few weeks ago I was at work and this guy crop dusted me while he was on his way to the restroom.  About 3 seconds after he walked by I was like wtf did he just fart.  I then watched the door to see if he was really going to take a dump or just a piss.  Turns out he was in there too long for just a piss.

It would depend on the hygiene of the person.

Wouldn't what you ate matter more than hygiene?

Here's another fart-related anecdote for ya...

Once my uncle was sitting on my sofa and he did the worst fart ever (seriously, it smelt(smelled?) like death), and for a few days after he left if you sat where he had farted the smell would come back because he must've farted into the cushion fibres or some shit... So yeah, farts are the worst

I don't know. Maybe you can eat a potato and fart flowers.

Sounds like an interesting scientific study.  I do know some foods encourage worse smelling farts than others.  For instance eating too much cheese can give me some pretty bad smelling farts.  Burps can be the same way.  If I eat a ton of fruit then a belch it isn't that bad, but if I eat BBQ + drink beer then can taste the BBQ meat (not in a good way) on the tip of your tongue.

Do you have any dogs by chance?  Did they or you sniff the seat cushions?  I probably would to admire the great feat.

None leather sofas. You should never put your face in it. Farts go in and stays in there until you sniff it out. Unless you demand everyone get up before farting.

Food plays a large part of how smelly you are. Healthy people are usually odourless, for example.
Hygiene is just a general cleanliness that I meant. You would not eat too much fast food if hygiene is something you care about.