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man-bear-pig said:
Farts FTW! (as in they are the worst to smell)

I was having lunch in a cafe earlier and some fat doll walked past and im pretty sure she farted on my panini


Ah man you got crop dusted by a fat girl while eating?  Sound pretty bad...

A few weeks ago I was at work and this guy crop dusted me while he was on his way to the restroom.  About 3 seconds after he walked by I was like wtf did he just fart.  I then watched the door to see if he was really going to take a dump or just a piss.  Turns out he was in there too long for just a piss.