True those Taco Bell farts can get pretty bad.  Makes you want to run for the bathroom (aka the border).

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I was on a train. It was kind empty then the doors opened up an old man walked in and out of no where he gave out one of those long farts. Next thing I know it I woke up in a hospital bed. The doctors said I was in a coma for a week !!!!!!

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You'd have to be a complete freak to think a burp smells worse than any fart.

We're comparing SHIT to FOOD.

To be fair. It's become shit as soon as you took a bite. Our bodies' full of shit.

Keep them away from me. 

You haven't smelled one of my famous bbq beer burps though.  There can be some pretty devastating burps if you eat the right combinations.

From my own experiences, I would say fart by far.

Don't think I have ever smelled a beer burp though. Combine that with some cheese and a regular smoker and I can imagine a truly lethal combo.

I would say the beer just makes me burp more. It is more the digested BBQ sitting around in my stomach that when unleashed by beer is deadly.  If you can try it at home.  Grill up some ribs and steak (and eat some bbq sauce) then down a few beers.  You and your friends can take turns burping into each others faces to see how bad it can be (maybe it is just me but I swear by this lethal combo).

Here is a fart question...  Have you ever tried to lit your fart on fire?  I believe I tried once (after watching Dumb & Dumber) but it didn't work.

I haven't tried it personally, but this crazy friend of mine actually used that method to lit a trash can on fire (way back in the school days). So evidently it does work. I would have done it, but didn't want to risk getting my pants on fire.

I hear what you're saying to a degree, I have smelt some short extremely sharp fetted burps that blow you away in disgustingness but they don't linger it's like a shotgun of stench but it's very organic in nature, generally doesn't smell like a mass grave where genocide has been commited.

I'm not sure I can comment fairly though, maybe farts and burps have changed over the years as I lost my sense of smell about 8 years ago so it's all (bad) memories.