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nothing special, reading gaming magazines, surfing on the internet with smartphone, playing some bad smartphone games or watching at the door in front of me thinking about the last day or something like that.



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thehusbo said:
Bloody hell this thread made me laugh. Normally when I'm going for a long one I bring the iPad in or my phone. I also make sure I give the bowl a thorough clean coz I don't like the thought of my ass touching several other people's asses. I always lay tissues around the seat when I'm out too. For hygiene reasons but also to avoid my ass getting cold.

Your afraid of sitting on a toilet in your own home? :O



NintendoPie said:
thehusbo said:
Bloody hell this thread made me laugh. Normally when I'm going for a long one I bring the iPad in or my phone. I also make sure I give the bowl a thorough clean coz I don't like the thought of my ass touching several other people's asses. I always lay tissues around the seat when I'm out too. For hygiene reasons but also to avoid my ass getting cold.

Your afraid of sitting on a toilet in your own home? :O


...and so he should be!

If he lets his guard down and doesnt wash the toilet seat before useage he could get ASS RABIES from a scruffy relative. I am no stranger to ass rabies, but that's a story for another thread...



man-bear-pig said:
NintendoPie said:
thehusbo said:
Bloody hell this thread made me laugh. Normally when I'm going for a long one I bring the iPad in or my phone. I also make sure I give the bowl a thorough clean coz I don't like the thought of my ass touching several other people's asses. I always lay tissues around the seat when I'm out too. For hygiene reasons but also to avoid my ass getting cold.

Your afraid of sitting on a toilet in your own home? :O


...and so he should be!

If he lets his guard down and doesnt wash the toilet seat before useage he could get ASS RABIES from a scruffy relative. I am no stranger to ass rabies, but that is a story for another thread...

I hope you know that...

nevermind.



NintendoPie said:
thehusbo said:
Bloody hell this thread made me laugh. Normally when I'm going for a long one I bring the iPad in or my phone. I also make sure I give the bowl a thorough clean coz I don't like the thought of my ass touching several other people's asses. I always lay tissues around the seat when I'm out too. For hygiene reasons but also to avoid my ass getting cold.

Your afraid of sitting on a toilet in your own home? :O


Well I do clean the seat quickly but I don't go all out with the tissues on the seat :) I'm a bit of a hygiene bastard but not that bad lol. I only do that in public places, unless im in a club when u don't touch the seat at all. You have to balance and do it standing up.



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thehusbo said:
NintendoPie said:
thehusbo said:
Bloody hell this thread made me laugh. Normally when I'm going for a long one I bring the iPad in or my phone. I also make sure I give the bowl a thorough clean coz I don't like the thought of my ass touching several other people's asses. I always lay tissues around the seat when I'm out too. For hygiene reasons but also to avoid my ass getting cold.

Your afraid of sitting on a toilet in your own home? :O


Well I do clean the seat quickly but I don't go all out with the tissues on the seat :) I'm a bit of a hygiene bastard but not that bad lol. I only do that in public places, unless im in a club when u don't touch the seat at all. You have to balance and do it standing up.

You do know that the toilet seat isn't as dirty as you might think it actually is.

You don't have to always do that even if you are a Germaphobe. xD



IIIIITHE1IIIII said:

Nothing too special. I too prevent splashing like APM does and sometimes listen to music.


UGHH!!! You listen to music whilst on the toilet?? Thats disgusting, dude...



this thread is hilarious!



NintendoPie said:
thehusbo said:
NintendoPie said:
thehusbo said:
Bloody hell this thread made me laugh. Normally when I'm going for a long one I bring the iPad in or my phone. I also make sure I give the bowl a thorough clean coz I don't like the thought of my ass touching several other people's asses. I always lay tissues around the seat when I'm out too. For hygiene reasons but also to avoid my ass getting cold.

Your afraid of sitting on a toilet in your own home? :O


Well I do clean the seat quickly but I don't go all out with the tissues on the seat :) I'm a bit of a hygiene bastard but not that bad lol. I only do that in public places, unless im in a club when u don't touch the seat at all. You have to balance and do it standing up.

You do know that the toilet seat isn't as dirty as you might think it actually is.

You don't have to always do that even if you are a Germaphobe. xD

haha well it's just something I do. We all have OCD about something :) I always get a tissue after and open the door handle out of the toilet with it too



thehusbo said:

haha well it's just something I do. We all have OCD about something :) I always get a tissue after and open the door handle out of the toilet with it too

O_O

You know, too much of cleaning can actually be kind of bad!