"Weird" things you do while you take a dump

[man-bear-pig]

NintendoPie said:

thehusbo said:
Bloody hell this thread made me laugh. Normally when I'm going for a long one I bring the iPad in or my phone. I also make sure I give the bowl a thorough clean coz I don't like the thought of my ass touching several other people's asses. I always lay tissues around the seat when I'm out too. For hygiene reasons but also to avoid my ass getting cold.

Your afraid of sitting on a toilet in your own home? :O

...and so he should be!

If he lets his guard down and doesnt wash the toilet seat before useage he could get ASS RABIES from a scruffy relative. I am no stranger to ass rabies, but that's a story for another thread...