Do what every man would've done in that situation. Raise you bare hand and slap her in the face. (At least in your imagination)

German efficiency.

Its the same reason I hate cats. Women are vengeful, overly sensitive, conniving, controlling, brats that you always have to please if you expect to ever have a happy home. The motto me and my kids know by ear is that if momma ain't happy, no one is happy... and its fucked up. However, I like sex and don't feel like I want to spend lots of money and time on some new hole to fuck. So, I willingly say "yes, ma'am" and then have sex afterward where I can get a sense of power as I ram her ass repeatedly. However, you can't do that with cats (legally), so fuck those little bastards, burn them all.

Cats are awesome. You have no soul If you do not like Cats.

Cats > Dogs

I like where this is going ..

i know exactly what you mean

imho the problem is simple....women tend to forget they are dating someone of a different sex (if they are straight, like in my case) They tend to expect some behaviors that they are used to with their female friends. Talking for hours and hours about problems, sticking to routines, being extremely tidy...etc etc. I keep telling my gf that usually guys do not want to whine about their emotions and problems to their gf...they will just do their own thing, give them some space and they will get over it...don't keep nagging them about cuz ffs it makes it worse!

and yea they expect us to read their minds at times >_> you are fucked if you don't

oh and

dogs > cats

I wish my girlfriend was tidy...
Worst thing is when you can't see a clean spot on the floor between all those used panties of her...