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superchunk said:
Its the same reason I hate cats. Women are vengeful, overly sensitive, conniving, controlling, brats that you always have to please if you expect to ever have a happy home. The motto me and my kids know by hear is that if momma ain't happy, no one is happy... and its fucked up. However, I like sex and don't feel like I want to spend lots of money and time on some new hole to fuck. So, I willingly say "yes, ma'am" and then have sex afterward where I can get a sense of power as I ram her ass repeatedly. However, you can't do that with cats (legally), so fuck those little bastards, burn them all.

Cats are awesome. You have no soul If you do not like Cats.