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Bathe your ass in Proactiv.



 

 

 

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Go see a dermatologist.



spurgeonryan said:
sethnintendo said:
spurgeonryan said:
I am not gay, but I was really drunk the other night and I cant remember anything that happened. All I remember is waking up will a really sore ass...

I highly doubt one of your friends in real life would do something like that....  When did you first start having symptoms?  Like did the soreness on your ass start that night or did you notice anything wrong before that?  Like an itch, pain, bleeding, etc?  Or did it just pop out of nowhere with zero symptoms?


My friends have been calling me vagina-ass for a while actually, because I bleed from my ass once a month. I dont think these are related though...

What "other night"? you can't possibly have warts if it was like 2 nights ago.

Also, bleeding and infection (pus) can be related. Do you what is the cause of bleeding? have you get it checked ?

anal fissures (which u can get for not eating enough fibers, not just buttsex) can turn to a chronic condition with higher chances of getting infected.



But then again anal fissures are very painful , you would know when you have one :/



spurgeonryan said:


My friends have been calling me vagina-ass for a while actually, because I bleed from my ass once a month. I dont think these are related though...

Anal bleeding is usually caused by anal fissures or hemorrhoids.  If you have health insurance you should just go to a doc.  I am sure they have seen a lot worse and you could hopefully get a correct diagnosis instead of guesses from the internet.  I feel your pain because I overreact a lot when something pops up that I was never aware of on me.  I believed I had a cancerous mole a year ago or so when it turned out that a pimple formed right next to it.  I thought the itching and discoloration from the pimple was symptoms of a cancerous mole.  I'll pray to Thor for you because you are one of the few people on this site that I actually care about.



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I'm sorry. I should have told you about my problem before we had butt-sex.



Dude, forget about embarassment and go to a doc, and know your drinking limit.



Nintendo is selling their IPs to Microsoft and this is true because:

http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/thread.php?id=221391&page=1

RolStoppable said:
spurge, this is really a cheap ass tactic to increase your popularity on VGC.


At least it won't cause him to get drunk and wake up with a sore puss-filled ass.



RolStoppable said:
spurge, this is really a cheap ass tactic to increase your popularity on VGC.


That is right Rol! Go after this horrible person!

 

@ Spurgeonryan

 

This is low even for you. Take a note from Gilgamesh and do a classy thread.



Former doctor here, there's an old adage in medicine which I think applies here, "never let the sun go down on un-drained pus".

(If serious)This is probably not going to go away by itself and there remains the question of what is causing the lesions, left untreated you might start to develop other (read worse) symptoms.

Please don't believe people who attempt diagnosis by using Wiki and quick Pubmed searches. My diagnosis, go to your doctor!

Any questions?