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Would you lick a loved one's ass to save him/her?

Yes! 7 17.07%
 
Neeeveeerr 7 17.07%
 
Only my mom 0 0%
 
only my dad 1 2.44%
 
everyone 2 4.88%
 
only my wife/gf/husband/bf 11 26.83%
 
Why do you need to save s... 13 31.71%
 
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http://gawker.com/5907337/zoo-keeper-helps-constipated-monkey-pass-peanut-by-licking-its-butt-for-an-hour


Zoo Keeper Helps Constipated Monkey Pass Peanut By Licking Its Butt For An Hour


As stories about a Chinese zoo keeper licking a monkey's butt in order to save its life gp, this one from chinaSMACK is by far the most endearing.

After a young Francois' leaf monkey in his care consumed a peanut that had been tossed into its enclosure, Wuhan Zoo employee Zhang Bangsheng noticed that the animal had become dangerously constipated.

Being too big to pass through the monkey's system naturally, the peanut had to be extracted manually. Apparently, that meant licking it out.

Zhang told local reporters the three-month-old lutung was too small for laxatives, so he had no choice but to extract the wayward legume with his lingua. After washing the its bottom with warm water (because not doing so would be disgusting), Zhang spent an hour polishing the monkey's pooper before the peanut finally popped out.

What became of it is up to your filthy imagination, but chinaSMACK says the caretaker subsequently "laughed with satisfaction."

[photo via chinaSMACK via Quirkies]

dedicated to Galaki



 

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Wow. I had no idea I've been saving monkeys all these years.



badgenome said:
Wow. I had no idea I've been saving monkeys all these years.

I've enjoyed the last few times you saved me ;)




Because wetting your finger is too mainstream.


I've done this to my mom. Only twice so far



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*Shivers* The story makes me want to vomit.



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must-have-list for platforms i don't own yet:

WiiU: Donkey Kong

XBone: Dead Rising 3, Ryse

robzo100 said:
I've done this to my mom. Only twice so far


video i can jack off to or it didn't happen.



badgenome said:
Wow. I had no idea I've been saving monkeys all these years.


That is the absolute perfect first response to this thread. Congrats.

 

OT: wow... just wow. I thought I went too far years ago when I helped my dog pass some grass and a small stick by pulling it out gently. But actually tossing the animals salad is awesome.