Zoo Keeper saves Monkey by Licking Its Butt For An Hour

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Would you lick a loved one's ass to save him/her?
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Solid-Stark on 03 May 2012

This is hilarious!

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Nsanity on 03 May 2012

NiKKoM said:
I wonder if he would have done it for a Hippo

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Dallinor on 03 May 2012

Easily the most disgusting thing I've ever read on this site.

I mean...that actually happened?

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d21lewis on 04 May 2012

So that was the best lie that zookeeper could come up with?

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NiKKoM on 04 May 2012

d21lewis said:
So that was the best lie that zookeeper could come up with?

One day your girlfriend walks in while you are tossing the salad with another woman and you will remember this thread and shout: "I'm saving her life!"