Nope. That's the ending to Mass Effect 3. Now you've spoilered me for life.

EVERYONE DONT LOOK ITS A TRAP

(seriously though, wherein lies your question? Peach is too short? Why is it asking you for a new quest?)

Nah.  I saw a thread called "Is this the end of Ninja Gaiden" and I felt inspired.

WTH? Why is  so short?

It does make you wonder, though. I'm used to saving Princess Peach in Super Mario games after Bowser kidnaps her but I never really thought about it until now. Mario just saved the princess. Bowser fell into the lava not five seconds ago. The first thing she does is make Mario rescue her again! The signs are all right there. Mario should have just walked away. Instead, he goes on this "New Quest". Right then and there, the Peach knows she has him where she wants him. An endless cycle of getting kidnapped and rescued.

I keep pressing B on my 360 controller but nothing is happening. I mean it's a red B button and the NES has a red B button so it should work.

Holy crap!!! Xbox copied NES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is obviously some under-the-table business going on.

(DO NOT TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY!) >_<

That BITCH!!!

Yes.

Peach can give a blow job standing up.
It looks like me, every girl looks like a toddler when I stand next to them, like a peadophile.