Nope.

Have you ever got a Nintendo Wii for Christmas and never played it once?

No, I wouldn't waste my time.

Have you ever fallen asleep while driving only to wake up in the opposite lane?

Nope.
Has you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Ummm... no? I don't get what your trying to say...

Have you ever been to Florida?

Yes.
Have you played the conduit?

No sir, my family does have a Wii but never played the Conduit.

Have you ever been suspended from school?

No. But let me guess, for farting and clearing out the classroom.

Have you ever shaved the area around the base of your penis for the sole purpose of making condom removal less....painful? A nice added bonus is that it adds the illusion of an extra half inch or so ;)

No...? Some of your guys's comments are really odd...

Have you ever wished you could breath under water?

yeah I would search for Atlantis. Also the Submariner.

Ever played a song backwards for hidden messages?

Yes. :'( When I have there were none.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you lived when there was no technology? (That would suck! >_>)