I have finally uncovered Apple's evil plan to own the exclusive rights to human reproduction.  I will lay it out in 4 simple steps.

1) Release a hot new product that everyone must have.

2) Encourage males to use their balls as an iPad stand.

3) Buy out all patents and companies related to in vitro fertilization.

4) Have males users go into Apple store to pick out their new iMate.

So do you mean iKara?

Like the one in Quantum dream?

Hhahahaha athat was Sony's plan X-D

This topic makes no sense.

No buttons, no buy.

Maybe this picture of a male ipad user's balls will make more sense.  Notice how the left ball is cooler than the right because it hangs down lower on most males.

What about the evidence I have provided of potential overheating of the balls (especially the right one)?

I'm IP-tracking you so I have someone to sue for the waste of my time.

What is your going rate about 5 cents a min?

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this thread is now about no sense