Apple's plan to copyright human reproduction

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sethnintendo said:

I have finally uncovered Apple's evil plan to own the exclusive rights to human reproduction.  I will lay them out in simple steps.

 

1) Release a hot new product that everyone must have.

2) Encourage males to use their balls as an iPad stand.

3) Buy out all patents and companies related to in vitro fertilization.

4) Have males users go into Apple store to pick out their new iMate.

So do you mean iKara?

Like the one in Quantum dream?

Hhahahaha athat was Sony's plan X-D