I am so glad you are ready to be a champion brawler!!!

Okay, so beer and wine are bad. Beer will slow you down as you will have to drink large quantities that will make you bloated and burpy. Wine will give you a headache and also requires larger volume of consumption. Hard liquor  is your key to victory. Not any of those pansy flavored drinks that will also fill you up and slow you down. Straight up shots are the best, and the type only matters depending on what type of nationality you want to fight as. Russian style requires Vodka and will make you grow a beard like Kimbo and often causes tobacco smoking. Tequila gives you that Mexican/Latin temper that causes no fear to be experienced, while often causing you to behave like a Mexican luchador/ wrestler. Whiskey is mostly like an Irishmen who is the most adept at drinking and thus automatically adds fighting experience. Whiskey also is American like a cowboy and will cause instant quickness and accuracy. Most of all do not drink it all at once, pace yourself and know you will grow as a fighter.

Side effects include being more attracted to ugly women, so be prepared to wake up next to a fat chick after the fight, it is okay it is all natural.

Do this and win and win honorably!

That's okay. I'm not asking for respect. I offered my advice, which included a video by someone who is not affiliated with me at all, showing how to punch, and a bit of stance work. You don't have to watch it, and you can ignore everything I said. But the advice was freely given, and is there if you change your mind.

@ Chocoloco Alright dude, I don't know where I'm going to get the money to buy all that alcohol, but I'll figure something out. LOL. I won't dissapoint you VGChartz.

I won't change my avatar just because you want me to. I like it. If you don't, you can block it. Or ignore it. Or ignore my posts. You have, however, made yourself clear. I chose to disregard your request.

Your honor is remarkably fragile, isn't it? In any case, if you insist on going through with this act of manliness and valor, my advice is to stop asking people on a videogame forum about how to fight, and use your limited remaining time to actually practice sparring. In any case, I think I speak for us all when I say that we demand post-fight pictures.

@Pony-lover17 No way man! If you're not going to put forth the effort to change your avatar, then I'm not going to waste my brain space to learn how to block them. Nor will I ignore it. As a man, I feel it is my duty to acknowledge and scorn any other man who is fascinated by ponies. Every time you post in my thread, you make me more and more bit irritated because you're girlying my thread up.

Gosh you are making me so angry! If I ever see you in the street, you better believe I would demolish your face RELENTLESSLY!

As someone with at least some degree of knowledge in these things; this sounds like a bad idea. A very bad one. You're the same height, which yields no advantage for you in reach, he weighs 100 pounds more, that is a huge difference. 20 pounds is a big difference! He's stronger than you as well? Not good. Strength doesn't make you throw harder punches but it sure helps on the ground, and this combined with his weight would imply that he can quite easily destroy you.
Track experience and stamina won't matter here, he won't try to remain standing, he'll bullrush you in attempts to get you on the ground and will likely succeed. As soon as you hit the ground, this fight is over.

If you insist on doing this, which I heavily advice against, go for the legs. Low kicks to the legs will shock and disable and he'll likely have his balance and center of gravity way too high like most inexperienced people in a fight. Use your shins and not your feet, aim for the thighs, kicking the knees can cause severe and lasting injury, as can kicking with your feet (half your knuckles and bones are in your feet...). Hopefully, after recieveing enough pain to the thighs, he'll simply give up and limp away.

I repeat though; this sounds like a bad idea, if I were a betting man, I'd give this match despicable odds for you. And, as you grow up, you'll learn that real men settle their differences in other ways anyway.

No matter what happens though, best of luck to you!

I really, really hope you're not seriously going to get drunk first.

Alcohol is a depressant, it slows down your reaction speeds and reduces your co-ordination. Fighting drunk is a terrible idea.

My advice: Man up and apologize.

I'm sorry you feel that way. You have options before you to solve the problem, should you choose to use them. I am also confused why you are irritated because I posted offering advice with a pony avatar. It is nothing to get worked up over.

Though I must say, if you ever see me in the street, you won't realize that it is actually me. So I'm afraid that your threat does not change my desire to continue to use my current avatar. I am also comforted by this thread itself, which tells me you do not know how to fight well. Even if you did recognize me, I do not believe I would be in danger of having my face demolished.

However, because my presence irritates you, I'll go ahead and leave it at that. You can accept my advice if you wish, or continue to ignore it. I also hope that the fight is not needed, but if you carry through with it, best of luck to you.