BECAUSE YOU ARE FAT lol just joking. maybe you have czech, german or russian blood in you this would explain it^^  russian because of alcohol in general not only beer hehe

I have no stache... but a chin-beard... so I am chin-bearded... WAHAHAHA!

Easter is about reproduction so this is perfect.

Watching pictures of hot ladies in lingerie, waiting for burritos, sipping beers and cutting my chesthair with hedge scissors, I could not be outmanned today!

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/sportSkills

Degree of Difficulty: Sport Rankings

SPORT END STR PWR SPD AGI FLX NER DUR HAN ANA TOTAL RANK

Boxing 8.63 8.13 8.63 6.38 6.25 4.38 8.88 8.50 7.00 5.63 72.375 1

Ice Hockey 7.25 7.13 7.88 7.75 7.63 4.88 6.00 8.25 7.50 7.50 71.750 2

Football 5.38 8.63 8.13 7.13 6.38 4.38 7.25 8.50 5.50 7.13 68.375 3

Basketball 7.38 6.25 6.50 7.25 8.13 5.63 4.13 7.75 7.50 7.38 67.875 4

Wrestling 6.63 8.38 7.13 5.13 6.38 7.50 5.00 6.75 4.25 6.38 63.500 5

Martial Arts 5.00 5.88 7.75 6.38 6.00 7.00 6.63 5.88 6.00 6.88 63.375 6

Tennis 7.25 5.13 7.13 6.75 7.75 5.63 3.00 5.00 8.38 6.75 62.750 7

Gymnastics 5.38 6.13 6.63 5.00 6.38 10.00 7.50 6.88 4.50 4.13 62.500 8

Baseball/Softball 4.63 5.75 7.63 6.50 6.75 4.75 5.13 5.63 9.25 6.25 62.250 9

Soccer 7.75 4.50 5.13 7.25 8.25 4.75 3.63 6.25 6.50 7.50 61.500 10

Skiing: Alpine 5.13 5.25 6.00 7.38 6.13 5.63 8.38 6.00 5.13 5.63 60.625 11

Water Polo 7.88 6.63 6.88 5.38 6.38 5.00 4.25 6.38 6.25 5.63 60.625 11

Rugby 6.75 7.00 6.38 5.88 6.00 4.13 6.50 7.88 4.38 5.63 60.500 13

Lacrosse 6.63 5.13 5.75 7.00 6.63 4.75 4.38 6.13 7.13 6.88 60.375 14

Rodeo: Steer Wrestling 4.00 7.00 7.88 3.88 4.88 5.00 7.88 6.88 5.13 4.00 56.500 15

MAN SPORTS

Woman's Sports

Football

Happy Father's Day spurge! You are a father and so for that reason it's a real wish for you. And one day I will be one too, it's taking time though.

In the meantime I'll get my old pipe and keep smoking it in honor of the MAN thread.

I have a hangover from a night of drinking and my thighs are burning from pushing myself mountain biking with a friend around the lake. Today should be similar as I gotsta get those big biker thighs and perfect my already round ass. Woooooooo!!! (Now that is a GAF style post)!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!

Stop focusing on GAF and focus on my content you pervert. My ass looks great by the way and I am feeling fitter!!!