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I actually want to be shorter, freaking 6'1 or 6'3 or something, and I feel everyone is a midget and everything is made for midgets ,like when I drive a car I have to curl up to get inside, and when I sleep on a midget bed (aka normal people) I have to curl up and then wake up with a lot of pain in my legs.



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5'7" and I don't really care. Also this is the difference between pezus and galaki....if this was galaki thread...it wouldn't be height the article was talking about! :P



 

pezus said:
PullusPardus said:
I actually want to be shorter, freaking 6'1 or 6'3 or something, and I feel everyone is a midget and everything is made for midgets ,like when I drive a car I have to curl up to get inside, and when I sleep on a midget bed (aka normal people) I have to curl up and then wake up with a lot of pain in my legs.

O_O How tall are you? 


i don't remember its either 6'1 or 6'3.



Andrespetmonkey said:
Panama said:

If he really wanted to become godlike then he should have learned to love his body for what it is and not given a shit. My friend's girlfriend is 4'11 and she never really cared about it.

Does your friend get mistaken for a pedophile?

Haha you'd think so, he's pretty damn short himself. Seen him sport a pedostache from time to time though.



Panama said:
Andrespetmonkey said:
Panama said:

If he really wanted to become godlike then he should have learned to love his body for what it is and not given a shit. My friend's girlfriend is 4'11 and she never really cared about it.

Does your friend get mistaken for a pedophile?

Haha you'd think so, he's pretty damn short himself. Seen him sport a pedostache from time to time though.

Oh god, I hope he doesn't wear trench coats



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Andrespetmonkey said:
Panama said:
Andrespetmonkey said:
Panama said:

If he really wanted to become godlike then he should have learned to love his body for what it is and not given a shit. My friend's girlfriend is 4'11 and she never really cared about it.

Does your friend get mistaken for a pedophile?

Haha you'd think so, he's pretty damn short himself. Seen him sport a pedostache from time to time though.

Oh god, I hope he doesn't wear trench coats

He said it's what was in fashion when he came back from his trip to Europe, I should have known better.



His height huh? Lots of guys will be disappointed when they read this article.



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Panama said:

If he really wanted to become godlike then he should have learned to love his body for what it is and not given a shit. My friend's girlfriend is 4'11 and she never really cared about it.


Oh man she's an elf...cool!!