Granted, but now you've made Amano and Nomura have sex with each other. Nomura remains the character designer.

I wish that Asura's Wrath would get a sequel that's as good as the first.

Granted, but the world is unable to sustain that much awesomeness and thus ends.

I wish for a Vampire Hunter D game that uses Amano's art style.

Good one.

Granted but it has a 1 hour campaign and tons of pre-launch DLC

I wish people would stop trying to consider smartphones/tablets as handheld gaming consoles. 

Granted, but for this to happen you would have to have sex with the fat guy in your avatar.

I wish people would learn that the iPad is the best handheld gaming console of all time!

Granted, right after the 3DS.

I wish that people would stop saying Apple is the worst.

Granted, they start saying Ninty is even worse.

I wish people stop buying the most milked FPS franchises and Kotick commits seppuku. Using a can opener.

Granted, but he uses an electric can opener during a lightning storm and a freak bolt of lightning strikes him during the act, causing him to be reborn as Mega Kotick, and he rules the Earth for 1,000 years.

I wish Pokemon would die.

Granted, but you would die with it.

I wish I could find my Skyrim disc.

Granted, but it's snapped in two

I wish that the Vitality Sensor was reannounced at E3 2012