You're like me if you are currently watching south park.

If you're like me, you want to let completely loose and be the craziest, most awesome star this world has ever seen.

If you're like me, you just want to have a friend you can relate to and understand, a guy friend who works with you or lives in your area, you can just be crazy with. And you're happy you found that friend.

If you're like me, you're looking for the most beautiful girl alive to share all your emotions and passions with (good luck tho).

If you're like me, you wished you had done those million easy things you wanted to do, and still can't kick yourself in the butt enough to fulfill them.

If you're like me, you need friends, and better hobbies!

If you're like me, you're annoyed you aren't smart or awesome enough to be that poster that people just want to be around and chew the fat with.

If you're like me, you have lots of things to work on.

If you're like me, you know you're wasting your time on vgchartz, but love the amazing times on it and just won't let it go.

Paradox, nice. ^_^

If you're like me, you just found a paradox.

You're like me if you are waiting for the obligatory badgenome post.

This thread's about to fall through a black hole!!

If you're like me you are still waiting for the obligatory badgenome post.

BY the GODS..

If you're like me you are just now getting around to this thread and seeing TADS and Jay's posts and agreeing with them only to find out you're a page behind and then you feel you're left out...

If you're like me then you're happy that you just discovered this awesome smiley: ⊙ω⊙

If you're like me then you feel like something or someone is watching you when you look at that Pedo-like "smiley" that Man-Bear-Pig just found.
Oh! You also feel bad for not making a serious post like TADS (most likely) wanted you to.