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I didn't want it to come to this but you gave me no choice

I have a girlfriend (at one point, in 2008, I had at least four at the same time!), a fully functioning internet full of porn, and some DVD's and I STILL find myself buying video games just because there's a hot girl in them. Some examples:

-I bought Trickstyle for the Dreamcast because I saw a pic of a lady in a bikini while flipping through the Official Dreamcast Magazine. One pic!
-Freakstyle because X-Play showed an alternate costume for one of the women
-SSX 3 because EGM showed Elise in a bikini in a screenshot
-Rising Zan for the PS1 because there was mention of an "underwear mode"
-X-Blades because of the box art
-Red Ninja (which got a 1/10 in EGM) because they mentioned "Panty Shots"
-Dead or Alive because of the crazy breast physics
-Tony Hawk 1 because of Private Carrera
-TWO VERSIONS of Tony Hawk 2 because there was a different female in the Dreamcast versoion!


I could go on and on. I even planned on buying Anarchy Reigns (and Lollipop Chainsaw) on day one because I saw a hot playable chick in the trailler. I don't even know what Anarchy Reigns is about! Not even the genre it's in. Look at my collection. If there's an obscure game that I own--from N3 to Nier--it's probably because of testosterone and too much money!

...These confessions ARE private, right?

No worries. It's completely safe on the Internet.

I could type my password here and it'll show up as stars. Look.

**********

Really? Let me try:

IminlovewithGalaki

HEY!!!!! IT DIDN'T WORK!!!!!

It didn't work because it's not actually your password.

*******

Oh you're right, it works with your real password.

manbearpig123

Im sure you must have some skeletons in your gaming closet..

(It doesnt actually have to be about gaming :P)

I wonder if anyone took the bait...