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amp316 said:

The truth is that if On Her Majesty's Secret Service starred Sean Connery, it would be the greatest Bond film of all. As it is though, I would have to go with Goldfinger.

By the way guys, The World Is Not Enough is the worst Bond film ever made. It makes A View To A Kill look like From Russia, With Love. The story is mediocre, Robert Carlyle and Sophie Marceau are wasted, the soundtrack sucks, the action scenes are all poorly done except for the pre-credits teaser (speaking of which, it has that scene where the helicopters with saws cut Zukovsky's caviar factory to ribbons *ugh*), it has a million horrible one liners, and Denise Richards as a nuclear physicist has to be one of the worst casting decisions ever.

This reminds me that I have to stop being so damned lazy and start reviewing all of these movies like I said that I would to like two or three people...

Well if Vgchartz is trying to be IGN, I'd definitely love to see some movie reviews. 

Also, I never argued that The World is Not Enough isn't one of the worst Bond movies ever. Only that Denise Richards had amazing boobies.



 

 

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MontanaHatchet said:
amp316 said:

The truth is that if On Her Majesty's Secret Service starred Sean Connery, it would be the greatest Bond film of all. As it is though, I would have to go with Goldfinger.

By the way guys, The World Is Not Enough is the worst Bond film ever made. It makes A View To A Kill look like From Russia, With Love. The story is mediocre, Robert Carlyle and Sophie Marceau are wasted, the soundtrack sucks, the action scenes are all poorly done except for the pre-credits teaser (speaking of which, it has that scene where the helicopters with saws cut Zukovsky's caviar factory to ribbons *ugh*), it has a million horrible one liners, and Denise Richards as a nuclear physicist has to be one of the worst casting decisions ever.

This reminds me that I have to stop being so damned lazy and start reviewing all of these movies like I said that I would to like two or three people...

Well if Vgchartz is trying to be IGN, I'd definitely love to see some movie reviews. 

Also, I never argued that The World is Not Enough isn't one of the worst Bond movies ever. Only that Denise Richards had amazing boobies.

Weirdly, I agree with most of what Amp said, but I still enjoyed TWiNE more than a number of other Bond films.

And Die Another Day is worse than TWiNE in all the same, or equivalent arguments mentioned above except perhaps Halle Berry made a slightly better Bond girl than Denise Richards.



MontanaHatchet said:
amp316 said:

The truth is that if On Her Majesty's Secret Service starred Sean Connery, it would be the greatest Bond film of all. As it is though, I would have to go with Goldfinger.

By the way guys, The World Is Not Enough is the worst Bond film ever made. It makes A View To A Kill look like From Russia, With Love. The story is mediocre, Robert Carlyle and Sophie Marceau are wasted, the soundtrack sucks, the action scenes are all poorly done except for the pre-credits teaser (speaking of which, it has that scene where the helicopters with saws cut Zukovsky's caviar factory to ribbons *ugh*), it has a million horrible one liners, and Denise Richards as a nuclear physicist has to be one of the worst casting decisions ever.

This reminds me that I have to stop being so damned lazy and start reviewing all of these movies like I said that I would to like two or three people...

Well if Vgchartz is trying to be IGN, I'd definitely love to see some movie reviews. 

Also, I never argued that The World is Not Enough isn't one of the worst Bond movies ever. Only that Denise Richards had amazing boobies.


OH there was a person standing behind those spectacular breasts?  So there was



MontanaHatchet said:
amp316 said:

Well if Vgchartz is trying to be IGN, I'd definitely love to see some movie reviews. 

Also, I never argued that The World is Not Enough isn't one of the worst Bond movies ever. Only that Denise Richards had amazing boobies.

I don't know about turning VGChartz into IGN.  I just figured that since there's a movie discussion section, that it's time to help get it going.

Sorry about the misunderstanding.  I agree with you about both TWINE and Denise Richard's boobies.  They could have found a much better actress with just as nice of a rack though.  That's my beef...



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It's hard to disagree with those saying that Die Another Day is the worst Bond movie ever. Pretty much everything about it is bad. The thing is that I actually enjoy it a lot more than TWINE. Why? It would work really well as an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000. I always chuckle through the entire thing. I get no such enjoyment from The World is Not Enough.



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If you don't like Die Another Day, then how do you justify liking Moonraker? Or do you?

Anyway, on the statement about On Her Majesties Secret Service starring Connery being the best, I think I can agree with that statement as far as acceptance from the mainstream audience goes; I think it would be almost universally accepted as such; although it is actually my favourite Bond movie already without him.



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amp316 said:
MontanaHatchet said:
amp316 said:

Well if Vgchartz is trying to be IGN, I'd definitely love to see some movie reviews. 

Also, I never argued that The World is Not Enough isn't one of the worst Bond movies ever. Only that Denise Richards had amazing boobies.

I don't know about turning VGChartz into IGN.  I just figured that since there's a movie discussion section, that it's time to help get it going.

Sorry about the misunderstanding.  I agree with you about both TWINE and Denise Richard's boobies.  They could have found a much better actress with just as nice of a rack though.  That's my beef...


As much as I love you Amp, those boobs are mine. That's MY beef. Giggidy.



 

 

amp316 said:

The truth is that if On Her Majesty's Secret Service starred Sean Connery, it would be the greatest Bond film of all. As it is though, I would have to go with Goldfinger.

By the way guys, The World Is Not Enough is the worst Bond film ever made. It makes A View To A Kill look like From Russia, With Love. The story is mediocre, Robert Carlyle and Sophie Marceau are wasted, the soundtrack sucks, the action scenes are all poorly done except for the pre-credits teaser (speaking of which, it has that scene where the helicopters with saws cut Zukovsky's caviar factory to ribbons *ugh*), it has a million horrible one liners, and Denise Richards as a nuclear physicist has to be one of the worst casting decisions ever.

This reminds me that I have to stop being so damned lazy and start reviewing all of these movies like I said that I would to like two or three people...

I disagree. Giant sun laser and invisible car make Die Another Day the worst James Bond film, closely followed by The World is Not Enough and Moonraker.

 

My favourite Bond film ever though is From Russia With Love, which is really in my opinion James Bond stripped right down to its core.



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2. Diamonds are Forever
3. Goldeneye (Only seen it once and a long time ago but I do remember I really liked it)



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