I was looking for the words 'Master Shake' in this story.
In Soviet Russia,piranhas get eaten by YOU.
| d21lewis said: Suicide or "Jackass" stunt gone wrong? Everybody knows the manliest way to commit suicide is to challenge a bear to a fistfight. Bonus points if it's a panda. Fuck pandas. |
Pandas are no joke. They will straight up mug your ass.
Ouch! That sounds hella painful - What an awful way to die
Galaki said:
Well, the argument could go both ways. Maybe you're just too chicken to commit suicide? Regardless, it's still sad that death has to be the answer to the problems. |
OK, good point... I guess my way of thinking has changed a bit in the last few years then, considering I didn't even remember that point of view. Still, I think escaping problems instead of solving them isn't exactly 'manly'.
| d21lewis said: Suicide or "Jackass" stunt gone wrong? Everybody knows the manliest way to commit suicide is to challenge a bear to a fistfight. Bonus points if it's a panda. Fuck pandas. |
In my experience Pandas fight exactly like Bears. Kinda like if they were just a mere palette swap.
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Zkuq said:
OK, good point... I guess my way of thinking has changed a bit in the last few years then, considering I didn't even remember that point of view. Still, I think escaping problems instead of solving them isn't exactly 'manly'. |
It's always easier from outside perspectives.
Ed: That's no way for a man to die.
Frank: No... you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”
- George Orwell, ‘1984’
TruckOSaurus said:
In my experience Pandas fight exactly like Bears. Kinda like if they were just a mere palette swap. |
Wow, that's insane.
If I was ever gonna kill myself I'd shoot myself in the head (I'm a gun owner).
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