You can post links or type it in yourselves, if you are easily offended, just leave xD

I hesitate to tell the ones I know off by heart, but here are some from comedians:

Ricky Gervais - Missing girl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOdyOGcEiME&feature=channel_video_title

Jimmy Carr - a lot of horribly funny jokes, they get really sick towards to end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SagayzX2T7Y

Frankie Boyle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTF-cyYOfUc&feature=BFp&list=WLD64278338B213B69

Are these pathetic? Offend me.

Why don't women go skiing? There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

My wife got pretty annoyed when I told her that I thought the driving controls in Dead Island sucked because I was playing the Korean woman...

Please don't ban me, you wanted something offensive

LOL I hope you're black, I wouldn't feel very comfortable with that if you weren't xD

^ ...That was hardly a joke though was it o.0

I'm very thick skinned and believe people should be more lighthearted about racism and offensive comments but jeeeeez.

What is the ressemblance between a black person and a winter tire?

They both work better with chains.



I like the historical twist to it.

How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?

9 months.


I'm so sorry.

1. Why was Jesus bad at hockey? He kept getting nailed to the boards.

2. How do you starve a black guy? Hide his food stamps in his work boots.

3. What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head? A Quarter Pounder

4. Why does Mexico suck at the olympics? All the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

5. How many Ethiopians can fit in a bathtub? Nobody knows because they keep slipping down the drain.

6. What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? Roll-aids


A white guy walks into a bar and says to the black bartender "Hey nigger, get me a beer". The bartender replies "That's not very nice, how about we trade places and see how you like it?". The white guy agrees and takes over as the bartender. The black guy walks back in and says "Hey honkey, get me a beer", so the white guy replies "we don't serve niggers here!"

Now this is my kind of thread.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?

A canoe tips.