The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist

Brokeback Mountain is not the name of a movie, it is the pile of dead ninjas in Chuck Norris' backyard

Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.

I had grown bored with Chuck Norris facts years ago but damn if those didn't make me laugh out loud!  I may actually check out that Chuck Norris thread, now!

If Chuck Norris can still do a full roundhouse kick without his hip dislocating, I think he'll be a good addition. And hopefully, Van Damme can stay on his meds and away from cocaine for the entire shooting of the film. I wish Wesley Snipes was in this, but I guess it would be a little difficult to shoot all his scenes from prison.

Awesome, AWESOME news, I fell like a little kid talking with his friends "you know what would be a good fight!? Rambo vs Van Damne or Chuck Norris vs Jet Li"

Thank you Sly just thank you, so lets fill the theater when it comes out so another final sequel could be made and Seagal finally stops bitching and gets his ass kicked.

I dont believe Jet Li is in this movie,  I believe he had scheduling conflicts with other movies.  

They should drop Norris, JCVD, Cage and Travolta for real action stars like Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel.  I would even settle for Clive Owen over those people.

I was just thinking they should put The Rock in this. And yeah, Vin would be great too.

Haha yeah there's still some gold to be have with Chuck Norris jokes. Hey if you find that thread can you send the link my way? I want to post more jokes.

The first movie is not exactly what I would call... good. In fact it was stupid even for a testosterone driven old school action movie. I mean Lundgren's character tries to kill everyone, is shot point blank in the chest, but survives to go on a happy bike ride with everyone?

And the special effects sucked, when that oversized knife went through the final villain at the end I almost lost it.

I know plot isnt important but the first was soo bad.. What they need to do is have 2 factions in the movie. They could be rival gangs or something.. fill in the gaps, but the point is having 2 sides to the battle.

The bad guys in the first one only had a few stars, all the cool dudes were on the same team.. that doesnt spell excitement to me.
2 teams would be brilliant for marketing.

Team Stallone,Schwarzenegger,Statham, Willis, Cage vs. Team Norris, Van Damme, Rourke, Crews, Lundgren, Travolta

I don't know I thought it was a funny movie, but i'm not too picky I guess.

Also the main girl was a babe And what's really surprising about her is she is over 40! (she only looks like she's about 30)