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Signalstar said:
Gross. I wonder why it made her sick. Probably because she didn't expect it and the feeling that the water was thicker than it should be probably made her feel nauseated.

Now she has cooties!

either shes never been a teen cum dumspter, or shes little kim and swallowed to much.

she likely had it for breakfast before cuming to work.



Troll_Whisperer said:
sapphi_snake said:
O_O

Was the bottle not transparent? Couldn't she see the sperm floating in it?

Semen doesn't float, it sinks. Don't ask me why I know this...

And she got sick from that??? My girlfriend never had a problem with it...

Tell me!!!



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sapphi_snake said:
Troll_Whisperer said:
sapphi_snake said:
O_O

Was the bottle not transparent? Couldn't she see the sperm floating in it?

Semen doesn't float, it sinks. Don't ask me why I know this...

And she got sick from that??? My girlfriend never had a problem with it...

Tell me!!!

Lol nothing special. It's just easy to experiment with this.



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This story doesn't pass the smell test (lol).

Getting sick from semen, why?



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damn thats something lol.



That is disgusting!



So who drinks not clean water?



sapphi_snake said:
O_O

Was the bottle not transparent? Couldn't she see the sperm floating in it?

There are water bottles that aren't transparent...they look like this...although I'm sure that she didn't have this exact model...however, if she did, I can understand why he did it.



NJ5 said:
This story doesn't pass the smell test (lol).

Getting sick from semen, why?

It's possible to get sick from the proteins in semen itself. Another possibility is if he had some sort of infection...be it bacterial or viral in/around the head of the penis, urethra, foreskin, or (I'm assuming) hands, he could conceivably transport the microbes via ejaculation, leading to the woman becoming ill, after consuming the water. Imagine if he had a breakout of the infection at the time...his semen would have become mixed with the pus from the oozing pores and...gross. That's going to be in my head for a while.

To sum up, it's possible for one to get sick from semen.