How do you know? Did you drink from the bottle too?

Oh God that made burst out laughing so loud and hard, like a laughter ejaculation.  

OT:  He has issues.  I must be extremely normal because I can't even begin to understand how he could be gratified by this, since he ejaculated prior to it going in the bottle.  Yeah, issues.  More issues than Detective Comics ...

Now that is news.

I have to admit I laughed a bit.

"To sum up, it's possible for one to get sick from semen."

Thats right after all you can get aids through semen. Sperm consist mainly of water hormones and semen itsel it contains proteins but very few. Ofcourse you can be allergic to some stuff in it but its rare. Sure if he has not good hygene there could be an infection but so fast acting that she could say it was because of the water ? Unlikely. The certainty she had it was coming from the water says a lot it was an immediate effect which rules a lot of things out. Intolerance to sperm is possible the better expla enatilon but even better is the explanation she didnt like the consistency of the water and the thought of drinking something weird made her sick, That she send the second bottle to analysis could mean she was already suspicious after drinking the first one that someone put something gross into her water.

Just because she felt certain that it was the water that caused her illness and not somthing else doesn't necessarily mean it was an immediate effect. For instance, she could have been on a deadline and not had time to eat anything. The water from the water bottle might have been the only thing that she consumed over the space of 4-6 hrs, which would have allowed to her to quite easily pinpoint the water as the source of her illness.

And as for fast facting infections...entirely possible. Food poisoning is due to microbial life and may set in as quickly as 2 hours after consumption. Although most organisms are killed in the stomache, the anaerobic environment and high acidity are, for some organisms, at the optimum levels for their maximum reproductive rate. If he had some sort of anaerobes that managed to get mixed in the semen, or even facultative anaerobes, the effects can be quite rapid...rapid enough for her to finger the water.

Vile. A girl in my school wee'd in some tango and gave it to this skanky Emo, she couldn't tell .

25 years ago I was working at a Taco Bell, an assistant manager (she was HOT! and I was a bit of a charmer ) told me about a couple of guys working in a nearby store who were caught jizzin in the sour cream and how it was kept out of the local media.

nasty mofo