ClaudeLv250 said:
If that helps you sleep at night. I just find outdated, factually incorrect Wii memes to be hilarious. |
Except it's not incorrect.
I should say that for the record, I already played some of its best games, but it's been gathering dust for a good while now, hence the no games FOR ME thing.
ElGranCabeza said:
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Oh my god, it's true.
Today, I got an alarming call from my brother. His copy of Sonic Colors that I got him for Xmas had suddenly vanished, leaving behind a forlorn Wii case.
The Wii has no games!
A sense of dread tingled the back of my mind. No, it couldn't be true, but I had to check. I ripped through my library of games - Wii case after Wii case, suddenly, mysteriously...empty.
The Wii has no games!
My heart fluttered with hope. A brand-spanking new copy of Super Mario Galaxy 2 was in my Wii. At least that still had to exist!
I hit the eject button...nothing! What happened? Where did all the games go!?
The Wii has no games!
I was looking at a physically impossible situation; a nightmare where an entire library of games ceased to exist without warning. Physically impossible...but, a thought! Maybe the discs disappeared, but I still packed the Wii's tiny memory with Virtual Console and Wiiware games.
As I start it up, I am greeted with an empty series of screens. Even the roms have deleted themselves! A trip to the Wii Shop Channel proves fruitless - 404 Error!
The Wii has no games!
I have realized that I am now in Hell itself. But what is most detrimental to the future of the world is not just the absence of Wii games, but the implications behind it. For the first time in the history of the internet, a fact of reality became so because some guy on a forum said it. If he could wipe out years worth of games just by declaring it, it numbs the body with fear to imagine what someone with that power could do to the rest of existence.
The Wii...
It has no games.
All is lost.
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Lostplanet22 said:
Yeah they had not much to lose when they wanted to launch a game on a console that was getting outsold by the Sega Saturn.. |
Well FF, DQ and and lots of JRPGs help it sell better.
not to mention US SEGA having Bernie Stolar at the helm.
Japanese Pop Culture Otaku
ClaudeLv250 said:
Oh my god, it's true. Today, I got an alarming call from my brother. His copy of Sonic Colors that I got him for Xmas had suddenly vanished, leaving behind a forlorn Wii case. The Wii has no games! A sense of dread tingled the back of my mind. No, it couldn't be true, but I had to check. I ripped through my library of games - Wii case after Wii case, suddenly, mysteriously...empty. The Wii has no games! My heart fluttered with hope. A brand-spanking new copy of Super Mario Galaxy 2 was in my Wii. At least that still had to exist! I hit the eject button...nothing! What happened? Where did all the games go!? The Wii has no games! I was looking at a physically impossible situation; a nightmare where an entire library of games ceased to exist without warning. Physically impossible...but, a thought! Maybe the discs disappeared, but I still packed the Wii's tiny memory with Virtual Console and Wiiware games. As I start it up, I am greeted with an empty series of screens. Even the roms have deleted themselves! A trip to the Wii Shop Channel proves fruitless - 404 Error! The Wii has no games! I have realized that I am now in Hell itself. But what is most detrimental to the future of the world is not just the absence of Wii games, but the implications behind it. For the first time in the history of the internet, a fact of reality became so because some guy on a forum said it. If he could wipe out years worth of games just by declaring it, it numbs the body with fear to imagine what someone with that power could do to the rest of existence. The Wii... It has no games. All is lost. |
Didn't read it all, but I'm glad you finally realized it.
hikaruchan said:
DQ has tons of spin-offs just like FF dude. |
Eh, it has some but nowhere near as many. Looking at this gen...
Final Fantasy
Dragon Quest
Kingdom Hearts
ElGranCabeza said:
Didn't read it all |
Invest in a copy.
Tag - "No trolling on my watch!"
jarrod said:
Final Fantasy
Dragon Quest
Kingdom Hearts
|
There are more KH spin-offs then 2 and some of the FF's you call Spin-offs are not really spin-offs like
Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII (prequel)
Final Fantasy Type-0 new standalone series
Final Fantasy XIII-2 (sequel)
Final Fantasy Versus XIII stand alone game
Prequels and sequels are not spin-offs
Japanese Pop Culture Otaku
hikaruchan said:
There are more KH spin-offs then 2 and some of the FF's you call Spin-offs are not really spin-offs like Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII (prequel) Prequels and sequels are not spin-offs |
I'd take XIII-2 and maybe Crisis Core (and Revenant Wings then I guess, and After Years which slipped my mind before, time to edit!), but Type-0 and Versus are like the definition of "spin off". Stand alone or not, they're literally Final Fantasy spinoffs. Even if we take out all four though, FF spinoffs still outnumber DQ spinoffs by like 3 to 1.
For KH though, the only real other one was Birth By Sleep, and that's actually a (non-numbered) mainline entry.
ClaudeLv250 said:
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Wall of text, no one wants to read that shit, learn to summarize.
| ElGranCabeza said: Wall of text, no one wants to read that shit, learn to summarize. |
It should help you get through arduous tasks such as reading more than 3 lines of text and breathing.
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