ClaudeLv250 said:
Oh my god, it's true. Today, I got an alarming call from my brother. His copy of Sonic Colors that I got him for Xmas had suddenly vanished, leaving behind a forlorn Wii case. The Wii has no games! A sense of dread tingled the back of my mind. No, it couldn't be true, but I had to check. I ripped through my library of games - Wii case after Wii case, suddenly, mysteriously...empty. The Wii has no games! My heart fluttered with hope. A brand-spanking new copy of Super Mario Galaxy 2 was in my Wii. At least that still had to exist! I hit the eject button...nothing! What happened? Where did all the games go!? The Wii has no games! I was looking at a physically impossible situation; a nightmare where an entire library of games ceased to exist without warning. Physically impossible...but, a thought! Maybe the discs disappeared, but I still packed the Wii's tiny memory with Virtual Console and Wiiware games. As I start it up, I am greeted with an empty series of screens. Even the roms have deleted themselves! A trip to the Wii Shop Channel proves fruitless - 404 Error! The Wii has no games! I have realized that I am now in Hell itself. But what is most detrimental to the future of the world is not just the absence of Wii games, but the implications behind it. For the first time in the history of the internet, a fact of reality became so because some guy on a forum said it. If he could wipe out years worth of games just by declaring it, it numbs the body with fear to imagine what someone with that power could do to the rest of existence. The Wii... It has no games. All is lost. |
Didn't read it all, but I'm glad you finally realized it.
