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Barozi said:

A fat old guy with a white beard usually isn't the guy who gives us Germans our presents.

So never believed in him.


what? i lived in 4 different german towns/villages and they allways had neighbours or whoever who played a santa for the children in the neighbourhood and visited the neighbours in their houses. you have bad neighbours ;)



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I just sorta figured it out when i was 8-9 years old...



I was 7-8 years old. I discover for myself.



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I thought he was real for ages like until I was 11 becasue i thought there was no way my parents could buy so many presents beceuase itd cost too much money. I later learned my parents were infact spending a shitload of money lol.



Sometime before 5 because I didn't understand why I had to draw so many pictures of him in kindergarden and tell everyone what I wanted for christmas from someone who wasn't real.

I will never tell my kid santa is real. I worked to give them a gift they better be thanking me for my thoughtfulness.



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Mr Khan said:

I want to say i was seven. By then i understood the concept of brand-name products (that you couldn't make a Lionel train and give it away for free without Lionel's consent), and started asking questions about how Santa could give away brand-name products free, then my parents told me

You mean your parents didn't tell you about how Santa Claus was wanted world wide for MASS copyright infringement and that's why he has to live at the North Poll?

 



Kasz216 said:
Mr Khan said:

I want to say i was seven. By then i understood the concept of brand-name products (that you couldn't make a Lionel train and give it away for free without Lionel's consent), and started asking questions about how Santa could give away brand-name products free, then my parents told me

You mean your parents didn't tell you about how Santa Claus was wanted world wide for MASS copyright infringement and that's why he has to live at the North Poll?

 

we have all learned santa is far to violent a man to be captured alive... keeping slaves to make his toys, having the technology to break into every house once a year on the same night. NORAD tracks him and dose not do shit to stop him. if anything you should fear the guy.. he could break into your house when your asleep, and snap you neck then set it up to look like you strangled on your sheets. he's like an evil dictator, ninja, scientist, and necromancer. he wears a bright read suit because, well who's going to mess with santa.



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I cant remember but it must have been around when i was about 10 or so. though i remember one year for christmas all our presents were in a bin bag which was pretty lazy.

I also saw santa today at a christmas party with my family. it was one of my cousins and was pretty funny as my sister was really frightened of  him.



 

d21lewis said:

I found all of the presents in the guest room when I was a kid.  I don't know how old I was, but when I got them for Christmas, I put two and two together.  I also did an experiment with the tooth fairy where I put a tooth under my pillow without telling my parents that it came out.  The next day, that tooth was still there.  The movie "The Tooth Fairy" isn't based on real events, either.

Hah, that was always a fun momenet too... "Now i know he's not real, and I wanna confirm it with my parents so they know I know, cause I can't tell anyone esle... but will this effect if I get gifts?



Barozi said:

A fat old guy with a white beard usually isn't the guy who gives us Germans our presents.

So never believed in him.

Then who is it? Hitler's ghost?



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