When Did You Find Out Santa Wasn't Real?

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Kasz216 said:

Mr Khan said:

I want to say i was seven. By then i understood the concept of brand-name products (that you couldn't make a Lionel train and give it away for free without Lionel's consent), and started asking questions about how Santa could give away brand-name products free, then my parents told me

You mean your parents didn't tell you about how Santa Claus was wanted world wide for MASS copyright infringement and that's why he has to live at the North Poll?

 

we have all learned santa is far to violent a man to be captured alive... keeping slaves to make his toys, having the technology to break into every house once a year on the same night. NORAD tracks him and dose not do shit to stop him. if anything you should fear the guy.. he could break into your house when your asleep, and snap you neck then set it up to look like you strangled on your sheets. he's like an evil dictator, ninja, scientist, and necromancer. he wears a bright read suit because, well who's going to mess with santa.



on a side not about 6 …. i don't know why …. i just knew….