| Mr Khan said: I want to say i was seven. By then i understood the concept of brand-name products (that you couldn't make a Lionel train and give it away for free without Lionel's consent), and started asking questions about how Santa could give away brand-name products free, then my parents told me |
You mean your parents didn't tell you about how Santa Claus was wanted world wide for MASS copyright infringement and that's why he has to live at the North Poll?








