As a True Canadian, it's my duty to flip-flop randomly between British and American English, while inserting the occaisional obscure Canadian word like 'toque,' 'bunnyhug,' or 'sorry.'

No, I just looked it up real quick on Google.  The conjegations are off... but I don't care that mucch.

I had a hard enough time conjegating Latin when I learned it in college.

That and we learned politically correct Latin and not even the real Latin, ha.  (In latin, when saying something like they (boys and girls) went down to the lake, you would say something like The guys went down to the lake, or the boys went down to the lake.)

Closest i've come is read some "middle english" books in middle english.  For no other reason then wanting to.

yeah but they do tent to use both in India since when the customer service call centers are set up in India they do have many that teach them the American pronouciation :P

Ya know, I had to look that one up, because I know it as doughnut.  Apparently we interchangably use both spellings.  Krispy Creme uses Doughnut on their home page, which is the most popular doughnut shop in my area.  But I do see other doughnut shops use donut, like Winchell's Donuts.

So has anybody tried using this before? British English to American translator.

http://www.translatebritish.com/

There's also a reverse translation for American to British English. ;-p

Well American English will take over in a generations time. Most kids setup their Office spell check to be English US. They need to learn there is an English UK and even the slightly lesser English AUS  option lol. 

The US dictionary for spell checker  brings out all those Z's in words that we would write S in. I have seen a lot of people blindly use the spell checker and their essays full of Z's in words.

Can't speak for the rest of the countries where English is the second language taught in school but here in Norway, we learn British-English in school but most adopt more American-English as adults since its the prevalent form in media and culture here.

He is totally correct.

Did you know that "American English" is actually an Old dialect of modern "English" which the pilgrims took over to America on the Mayflower.

Some words the English used to use, such as "The Fall" for "Autumn", lived on in America but fell from common useage in England.

I believe the Old Dialect used as a base for American English was called Rhotic or something.

What a wonderfully insular and parochial view of the world.

1. Yes, we are influenced by your media.

2. It works both ways sunshine.

3. I cannot talk for Slovakia but English TV shows far outnumber US shows on the Free to air channels in the UK.

4. Afro American is an ethnic group not a language.

99% of the words you used in this post were invented by the English so this post is written mainly in British English. 

Americans speak "British English" with the occasional word changed.