prof00, you are an awesome user. Don't tarnish your name!

Gametrailers says wonders about this game, also IGN and 1UP

Of course, you would say that.

I played local split screen and it was fun! However it did feel too slow, so I turned up the sensitivity speed in the options menu, (ever so slightly) but then it seemed way too fast.

I was playing with the classic controller pro and gamecube controllers, so maybe the experience would be better and more precise with the wii-mote.

I want a Nintendo console where this game gets me super excited for new ideas and amazing gameplay the same way the original one did, not just produce a nostalgic feeling, which is what this games appeal is... imo.

It's because you like Fallout 3.

Come on man, get real. You actually think professional reviewers out there are just jacking up the score because they are blinded by nostalgia?

convincing themselves they like the game, rather.

So now that the game gets great scores really mean it's bad?? LOL

You don't visit here often, do you?

Now for the descriptive and on topic bit. It's very simple - use the thread title to sum up or describe what you are saying in your post. Do not use the title as a deceptive hook to lure people in. Do not post something useless like "How do I..." and put the question in the post.