Ok, to try and keep this thread in good fun, everyone has to post 3 examples, one for every system

Move: if you keep the curtains open at night, headlines of miniature sized UFOs invading houses will emerge.

Wii: you can have the highest skills ever developed by a human being and still lose to someone waggling their controller.

Kinect: If you are not a good dancer, dance central will not make you one.

Move: its not a vibrator 

Wii: All the waggle in the world will not save you in real games like Super Mario Galaxy

Kinect: No matter how badly Microsoft wants to make paunchos cool, they will always be lame.

Move: Kevin Butler can sell you anything. Including your dignity.

Kinect: Fake smiles sell things but you will look like a twat.

Move: Motion games can be part of the cool crowd too.

Wii: My 80yr old Nan is better at playing video games than my Mum.

Move: We want to be the like the wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Wii: Coming next year a bunch of exciting titles for your sister, father, mother, uncle, daughter, grandma, grandpa, aunt, and dog. You can wait.

Kinect: For the lowlow price of $150 you can tell your 360 to turn on. If you order within the next 10 minutes you can play a bunch of crappy games tooooooo!

There is only one way for motion gaming

Look at this video to see why

Wii showed there was a market for "motion gaming"

Move's showing its possible to blend motion and gaming better

Kinect will show you can actually remove gaming from "motion gaming"

http://lastgamer.net/

One thing I've learned from "motion gaming":

I hate it.

Wii: Oprah can sell it

Natal: Oprah can still sell it

Move: Should have gotten Oprah to sell it