Ok, to try and keep this thread in good fun, everyone has to post 3 examples, one for every system 
Move: if you keep the curtains open at night, headlines of miniature sized UFOs invading houses will emerge.
Wii: you can have the highest skills ever developed by a human being and still lose to someone waggling their controller.
Kinect: If you are not a good dancer, dance central will not make you one.
“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”
- George Orwell, ‘1984’
