LOL, I know it's a joke thread but I'll post a reply anyways...
In my opinion the Playstation Move is another hardware failure in the making (their third this generation after Sixaxis and PSP Go).
Here's why:
1) Price - Simply put there's really no way it's going to be able to compete for casuals against the Wii when the price of entry to new console buyers will likely be double the Wii's. Also it's extremely doubtful that any existing casual Wii owners will want to pay double for something that attempts to meet the same needs as the Wii already does for them.
2) Games - There are none that have people excited and talking like the Wii's massive blockbusters from the past few years. Hell there are none that even get any kind of press like Microsoft got at last year's E3.
3) Perception - This will be seen as a lame knockoff of the Wii Remote. It also won't be the next big new thing because it really doesn't bring anything new to get casual gamers excited.
4) Inferior - Most people don't know it yet because some people are saying it's more precise than the Wii remote but the truth is that they didn't copy Nintendo's controller design enough. For example not having a d-pad on the main controller is awkward when compared to the Wii Remote's setup. Don't believe me? Take your hands and imagine playing a game using your right hand to move a motion controller and pressing buttons while using a d-pad with your left. Yeah I know, it's horrible.
I can already picture what it's going to be like at the end of the year. The Playstation Move games will be flopping in NPD and Chart Track charts and some Sony fans will be claiming that the rest of Europe is saving the Move from being a flop (which will be hard to completely disprove because of the difficulty in getting accurate sales numbers from that region). The amount of Playstation Move trolling will probably be pretty bad as well.